My cat's couch.
HUG!
I've grown bored of you. Pack your things. You're moving here - far, far away.
Yoo. Awr. Sew. Boring.
Wait leaf, dont goez
Ai want tu be one ob your kind!
IF U KEEP WATCHIN ME I CANT MAKE POOPIEZ
an hao else iz ai sposed 2 mayk rainbowz?
no,no... go back to sleep
aiz nawt gunna mess wif u or ur compyooter, ai promis!