girlfriend

Still plenty of romance though!

No girlfriend means more time with you, kitty!

You're not Forever Alone! At least you have your weird mutated-Iron-Man figurines!

I'm texting her back! One way or another!

Wen ai see her change mai litterbox DEN ai'll be impressed with your new sea cow.

Maybee dere's anudder opshun to awl dis...

And you wonder why none of your relationships get passed the,"Come over to my place and I'll make you dinner" stage.

Juss doan't esspect me to wear da purplol trousers.

There is a strange woman in our kichen who claims to be your girlfriend. I spread my used litter all over the floor in front of her so she won't intrude any further.

INTROODUR ALURT. INTROODUR ALURT.

yeah, baby girl what? no, I can talk

Naw, gurl, yoo kno imma lub yoo forebbur an stuff.

Go ahead and laugh, Romeo. At least I didn't have to inflate mine.

At leest owr relayshunship is based on LUV.

Is that BLOND cat hair on your lapel? And do I detect a hint of Eau de Toonah?

HAO CUD YOU.