fur

What do you think this is all about?

Because it definitely isn't for me.

It doesn't matter what kind of fur you have... its the content of your character.

Its a grand cultural tradition.

Cats are never ones to be choosy about location.

He's spent a long time refining his sneak level.

But hey, at least I look spectacular, right?

Ai haff a few ideas on wut ai cud do wib dis sweatur...

Stahp laughing. STAHP.

Why, no. No, I am not a member of the hair club for men.

Please to nawt maek obvious jokes.

Brush my hair, they said It will feel good, they said

Ai'm familiar wid awl kinds ob brushes. But dis is da worst.

Whut? I'z mostlee EBIL wif a little GOOD...

Gud and ebil awr juss diffrent sides ob da same coin, aftur awl.

Interesting story... the short version is the doggeh went "poof"!

Deres nuffin funnee about dis situashun!

Chinchilla? Heavens, no... This is 100% Chihuahua!

Doan't yoo know fur is murrdurr, kitteh?!

Hoomans. Teh guy at teh et stoor sed teh was eezy to take care ob. Dey will cleen ups aftar demselvs, he sez. Yah rite.

Ugh and dere furs awr sew gross.