Why, no. No, I am not a member of the hair club for men.
Please to nawt maek obvious jokes.
Brush my hair, they said It will feel good, they said
Ai'm familiar wid awl kinds ob brushes. But dis is da worst.
Whut? I'z mostlee EBIL wif a little GOOD...
Gud and ebil awr juss diffrent sides ob da same coin, aftur awl.
Interesting story... the short version is the doggeh went "poof"!
Chinchilla? Heavens, no... This is 100% Chihuahua!
Hoomans. Teh guy at teh et stoor sed teh was eezy to take care ob. Dey will cleen ups aftar demselvs, he sez. Yah rite.