funny cat memes

Oh boy, we have all been there. I mean, maybe not while our whole group of friends were licking their genitals at the same time (......) but at some point, I'm sure we've all looked around and thought "Why am I friends with these people?". We've all been the Carl of life. And what's a cat to do in that situation? I don't know how cats would deal with that, but if I were in that situation, I would pull out my phone and look at a whole bunch of adorable or funny cat memes. Better than hanging out with a bunch of weirdos licking their genitals. 

Yeah...that's kinda not what we meant. Although I guess if you got started on Friday drinks a day early, you would be justified in think what you did... Either way, let's throw back to some funny cat memes that don't involve throwing up. 

You know that feeling. When you really want something, and then you get it. Like you think there's no chocolate left but there's half a bar in the fridge. Success. You know what else is really great? These hilarious cat memes. Or these adorable pictures of cats. Or pretty much anything cat-related. There's nothing better than getting your daily cat fix, and you're in the right place. 

OK, this is gold. Really. If you don't know the backstory, Dewy, Cheatem and Howe are fictional lawyers used in gags and parodies to show how lawyers cheat people over (their names are in this order because if you say it fast, it sounds like "Do we cheat 'em? And how!"). So this makes total sense that your cat lawyers would be named after characters that screw people over, because that is basically the life goal of cats: to screw over humans. Look at their little faces! They are so mischievous. I would just plead guilty and get it over with, then go and look at some cat memes. 

Cats are different to kittens. Cats are cold-hearted, despise their humans, and are vindictive for no reason at all. Kittens, on the other hand, are normal baby creatures: they are cute, playful, friendly, and will generally help out other creatures that need help. Poor baby human, he's being taken to the vet and he doesn't even know it. Good thing this courageous kitty has warned him of the impending dangers that await him. Thanks kitty. If you want to see some more kitties and cats being cute or funny, we don't blame you. 

That's right, there can only be one king and it definitely ain't human. The Egyptians were onto something, but they didn't take it the whole way. Don't make the same mistake as some of your ancestors and treat cats as inferior beings. Now go and study these sacred cat memes and don't come back till you can recite them by heart. 

It's a hard life being a kitty. There are so many things you have to do in the day, from glaring at birds through the window, to sleeping, to putting your hair on all the furniture, to sleeping, to plotting, to getting in the way of whatever your human wants to do. Sometimes a kitty just doesn't have enough energy to do everything. It makes sense that when the kitty is tired, the cat-servant should do these things instead. So here is your task hooman: look up funny cat memes and pictures of cute cats. Then rub my stomach. 

Are any of us where we expected to end up? I certainly am not. And Marmalade isn't either. He didn't think ducks were cute, or stuffed animals were useful. But look at him now. Shamefully addicted to quack. He should be looking at these cat memes instead. 

There is one thought that all cat owners have definitely had before: what does my cat think of me? Does she love me and pretend to be a b*tch, or does she actually hate me? Is she running a constant commentary on me, like a narrator in a movie, documenting and criticizing my every move? Well, people, this is proof. The answer is yes, your cat does hate you and she does narrate your life in a highly sarcastic and judgmental way. But so what? If you didn't want that, you should have bought a dog or just stuck to looking up cat memes. 

Although cats are NEVER innocent and they are always up to something. Always. I'd just refer him to the dodgy lawyers in town. That'll sort him out. Then get him to look at some cat memes to remember how good cats act. 

We all know that cats have massive egos, and need to be reassured multiple times throughout the day of how great they are. So yes, the shoes look good on you. But don't you think they're a teeny weeny bit big? Maybe you should ditch the shoes and try looking at some cat memes instead. Might be more your style. 

That's what all cats think. And honestly, they may be right. I mean, we practically worship our cats. We feed them, house them, give them what they want (and sometimes their demands are pretty wild), and we look at cat memes all day long. If aliens landed on earth, they would most likely think that humans live to serve cats. And maybe they'd be right. So pamper away, kitties. 

HE IS NOT A DOG, OK? He doesn't bury treasure, except for the best treasures of all, which come from...his butt. But hey, one kitties poop is another person's treasure. Isn't that how the saying goes? These cat memes remind us how cats think they are the creme de la creme of society (hence why their poop would be treasure). What do you think? Are all cats actually aristocats? Or pir-cats? 

Darn it cat, always a step ahead of us. But we've got a few tricks up our sleeves too. You might know about Amisov's Law of Cats, but we know about doors. And we have hands to shut them. With you outside the house. Heh Heh. If you're in need of some cat memes to revive you, possibly from falling down the stairs after your cat tripped you, let us heal you. 

There are many questions one could ask about this photo, but the most pressing one is: can we come over and play with your cats? Until we get an answer, lets check out some cat memes to remind us why we love cats so much. 

Umm yeah. So we have lots of questions about this photo, but I'll stop beating around the bush and get straight to it: can I be your next passenger?! Safety schmafety, drivers licence, shmivers schlicence. What matters how cute and how furry your driver is. And this driver is a solid 10/10 for that criteria. Although if you think this daring kitty is cute, you should check out these adorable cats. They'll make you want to cry and laugh at the same time.