Honey, I hit the sale of the century today! Buy two, get one free!
Ai wanna get in awn da bargains too!
The farmer will let u cross his field for free But teh bull charges Now u tell meh!!
anyfing dat involvz runnin iz no gud in kitteh's bok.
Stop calling mi free willie
ai eetz teh fisheez, nawt iz teh fisheez!