fight

Scratch first. Ask questions later.

Ole!

WHO SHALL BE VICTORIOUS?!

But hey, at least I look spectacular, right?

One must learn from the Master, after all.

Kitty was asking for it when he went on to say that Irn Bru tasted like bubblegum and chip butties were gross.

The poltergeist never stood a chance.

An attack can strike at any minute.

Karma takes too long I'd rather beat the crap out of him NOW!!

YEAH, WELL BRING IT.

sit good dog

Nawt meening to threten violence... but imma threten sum violence.

Hug? Hug this punk

There is only one being who deserves mai hugs...

So ya think you're a tough guy HUH

Come awn, wanna fite about it? HUH??

don mess wif meh i haz a feerce

Ai'll show yoo 'conflikt resolooshun'!

The moment matador kitteh realised he forgot his cape

Oh-lay!

I had a little altercation with the Easter Bunny. The end result is two fold: you won't be getting candy eggs and his wife is getting a huge insurance check.

Happee holidae, my harbles.

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this doesnt concern you...... walk away

let dis bee a lessun

Wait, i don't actually fight dogs with this?

wut teh basement iz dis fing gud fer den??