feed

Cat's gotta eat, after all.

And don't try and pull any of that "I fed you an hour ago" crap!

Yoo ain't da boss ob me!

Look at all those young humans wasting their time going to school when they could be petting and feeding me.

An ennui. Ai has it.

HOLY CRAP! That thing is huge! That would feed me for at least... a day or two.

I mean, maybe three days if I starve myself...

Everything you make Every bite you take Ai'll be watching you

And if yoo won't feed me, ai'll do it maiself...

here human you can eat now

Ai am such a giving cat. Can ai at leest get a thank you??

all of them, basement cat? claw them? claw open all the paper bags?

WHY WONT DA VOICES STAWP??

HALP! I bein held pwisoner by peeps whut duzzent respek my caloric needs!

Dey are starving me, ai tells yoo! STARVING!!!