THESE DON'T FEEL LIKE 500 THREAD COUNT SHEETS!
WHY DUZ LIEF HAVE TO BE SO HARD.
Now THIS is a water bowl.
Ai liek tu keep fings fancee.
You can ' t spell the word " ENTITLEMENT " without using the word " KITTEH "
Well, actually you can, but you know what I mean.
When will peepol just accept dat ai am da center ob awl things?
My good sir this is a black tie event. You will have to use the service entrance.
Calamity My shares in the flea market are much too high
Perhaps I should telephone Aloysius. Its been a while since I've seen that old chap.