fall

All this outsides is giving me an anxious!

SCIENCE!

...maybe I should just go back inside for more spiked cider.

It's tough being this beautiful.

I've never understood these things.

I has a cozy.

Dese fings awlways seem liek a good idea at furst.

Oh hai, just so you know gravity IS working today.

Doan't worree, ai'm workin on fixin dat.

Am nawt a push-ober! Ok, I gess ur rite.

A littlol fail nebber hurt nobuddy.

Mitzi loved to hog the spotlight. Then came the fateful day the curtain fell on her.

Its curtains foar dis kitteh.

I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO GET UP

Wat a horribol predicament.

Noone told Fluffy that, unlike cats, Humans can't always land on their feet.

Ai was just rememberin a moobie ai saw once...

OH THAT'S JUST GREAT! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO HONE MY CLIMBING SKILLS WHEN YOU WON'T HIRE A PROFESSIONAL CONTRACTOR? MR CHEAPSKATE!

Doan't worree, ai know a guy.

I wealize you just fell and awl, but while you down der, you mind wubbing my belly sum?

Nuffing bad will happen. Ai promiss.

Okay. Ceiling fan... not a toy.

Ai'll stick tu wut ai kno.

Wha' happened?.. All I know is you were singing: "One tequilla, two tequilla, three tequilla"--- and here you are!

Dios mio, dat stuff is magikul.