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Oh hai, just so you know gravity IS working today.
Doan't worree, ai'm workin on fixin dat.
Am nawt a push-ober! Ok, I gess ur rite.
A littlol fail nebber hurt nobuddy.
Mitzi loved to hog the spotlight. Then came the fateful day the curtain fell on her.
Its curtains foar dis kitteh.
I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO GET UP
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Noone told Fluffy that, unlike cats, Humans can't always land on their feet.
OH THAT'S JUST GREAT! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO HONE MY CLIMBING SKILLS WHEN YOU WON'T HIRE A PROFESSIONAL CONTRACTOR? MR CHEAPSKATE!
I wealize you just fell and awl, but while you down der, you mind wubbing my belly sum?
Okay. Ceiling fan... not a toy.
Wha' happened?.. All I know is you were singing: "One tequilla, two tequilla, three tequilla"--- and here you are!
