ew

UUUGH SHE IS THE WORST.

Dats da trubble wib mystery noms.

Oh, yoo fancy, huh?

Yo dis ain't kosher

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnope. Not gud at awl.

When your cat puts on a hazmat suit, it might be time to clean the litter box.

Ew. Litter problums.

this is my opinion of ur opinion

Thats just yoar opinion, man!

Ya might wanna give it a few, before you come in. Whoo! Oh, and you're outta Febreze.

Ugh. It stinks in heere. Wut did yoo eet??!

Din-din time! It's meatloaf and brussels sprouts! kitteh does not approve your menu options

Why can't we hab annefing AI ebber want?

MAWM, The cabbage had babies...

Dere isn't enuff meat here...

AAAGH!!! Get them off me! Get them off me!

Gross gross gross gross gross gross gross.

If you do, I promise you'll regret it.

But(!) reely, wuts wid awl da focus on owr pos-teerioors?

Righteous hairball, eh?

Ai can couff up sum reely impressib stuff wen ai put mai mind tu it.

The expired mayo in the back... IT JUST MOVED!

Ai thawt the fridj was a saef, benebullent beeing!

No, take a closer look. I swear I feel something wiggling around down there! Mom said I had worms? Does that look like worms to you? Should we call a vet? How about webmd.com? Can you look up what it might be there? Tom? Tom?? TOM??? Do you see it?

Wurmz? WURMZ?!?!

It was empty; I'm making more logs for you.

Yoo can thank me latur.