Yo dis ain't kosher
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnope. Not gud at awl.
When your cat puts on a hazmat suit, it might be time to clean the litter box.
this is my opinion of ur opinion
Ya might wanna give it a few, before you come in. Whoo! Oh, and you're outta Febreze.
Din-din time! It's meatloaf and brussels sprouts! kitteh does not approve your menu options
MAWM, The cabbage had babies...
AAAGH!!! Get them off me! Get them off me!
If you do, I promise you'll regret it.
Righteous hairball, eh?
Ai can couff up sum reely impressib stuff wen ai put mai mind tu it.
No, take a closer look. I swear I feel something wiggling around down there! Mom said I had worms? Does that look like worms to you? Should we call a vet? How about webmd.com? Can you look up what it might be there? Tom? Tom?? TOM??? Do you see it?
It was empty; I'm making more logs for you.