I see I've got competition for that fish!
Dat kitteh, howebber, looks FANTASTIC.
U iz nawt teh sharpest claw on teh paw. Yep, aidonfinkso.
I meen dat in da nicest way, ob course.
Awww, look! someone tied a little bell on Doofus. Now when he fails to catch anything again, he can blame it on the bell.
He's gawt it where it cownts, tho.
cannot brain today thinker iz not werking
Ai fink mai brains hab awl been suckered away.
U fassinate meh wif ur stupids
Biggest cockroach eber!
As hard as it is to believe, I have no idea what I'm doing.