Road rage is a serious issue for kitties!
That upholstery didn't fix itself, you know.
Come on, honey! Whutchu waitin for, GODOT?
Jeez, its liek they've nebber eben BEEN inside a car befoar.
Did yoo lerns to dribe in a country wher dey duzzent hab STOP SIGNS?
Dis is mai purrsonal hell.