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I AMZ YUR FREND. LIVES LONG AN PROSPERZ.

DON'T BE A HERO, KITTEH SPOCK!

I don't care if I'm letting air conditioning out and flies in. I need time to decide whether I'm in or out.

Its so hot out here... but so cold in there...

Let me in! ther'z too much nature owt heer!

Naychur is sumtymes more comfotabble viewed frum afar.

stoopid dog why u not read doormat?

Yoo can stae foar a whiel, juss doan't leeb yet.

It waznt often dat de hole fabily agreed on wat telebision stayshun to watch.

Sumtiems telebision sucks too.

cat flap closed again. MAN THE BATTERING RAM!!!

Curse that dammud door!!

ur house haz a spi

Silens is keey.

my sleep number is... pretty flexible actually

Comfort is reluhtiv.

Sylvester had an unusual fear of hardwood floors.

floorz r kind ob scayree wen u finkz about it!

Your carpenter just doesn't have his head round the concept of cat flaps, does he?

hao iz ai sposed 2 go in an owt froo heer?