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Its a hard lief, yoo know.
Don't bother me. I'm trying to remember Plan B.
Oh, there you are. We're out of toilet paper.
There was a fly... The point is I got it.
Nice job puking on the couch! Thanks, I saw you just barely missed the litter box!!
Hmm, to shred or not to shred the box? Let's see she vaccuumed yesterday and used the last vacuum cleaner bag. Yes, definitely shred.
Well, I am equally devastated. Now I have nothing to do until you get back from Wal-Mart.
To be fair, the shower curtains were hideous and I am a cat.
NO ONE LIKE CROCS I'M DOING YOU A FAVOR