I didn't send for it! Some other tomcat must have dropped it.
it wuznt meh, ai swayrz!
I'm just a statue, just an innocent statue. I know nothing about your Ming vase.
it wuz collaterlol damaj, ai swayrz!
What makes you think I got in the flour?
itz ceiling kitteh mayk-up, ai swayr!
NAWT POUTING.
mebbe u jus needz a frend 2 cheer u up?