demands

Church Lady Kitty just wants cookies.

Captain's Log, stardate whatever I haz ambushed the hoomin and will soon issue demands

mayk it sew, kitteh.

I saw what you did. And you'd do best to bring me large quantities of the tuna reserved for the Japanese Imperial family if you don't want me to tell your wife about it.

tuna kan mayk all ur problumz go awayz.