defense

Its not quite Wu Tang style, but its close.

the aliens are coming I brought supplies

Dis shud keeps us saef.

dangit! they taped it shut this time!

De goggie and ai hab a score we needs tu settle!

What? It's hooman childeh's birfday party...? OK, I reddies now!

Helmets maek ebberyfing safer.

Well, he shouldn't have startled me.

Sum surprises awr beddur dan udders.

If it pleases the Court, I will be defending myself in Goldfish v. Black Cat.

With that, awl rise, foar the honerubble Judj Whiskers!

Kitteh is in defense mode!

ebryfing kitteh duz is jus an act ob self-defence.