It was a dark and stormy night.... Aww, who am I kidding. It was sunny and the middle of the day. But it was SCARY, kids!! VERY scary!!
...... i wokez up early n den ... i said HELLO to you n den ... i eated some nomz n den ... i climbed stuff n den ... i pooped n den ... i napped n den ... i eated more nomz n den ... i saw a bug n den ... i had a drink ob water n den ... i climbed stuff again n den ... i finded a pop corm n den ... i napped some morez n den ... i pooped again n den ... i eated more nomz n den ...... Youz Came Home!
Anxiety Cat sez dis day iz too perfekt- too serene: sumfin must be rong- . . .SUMWEREZ!