Kloo: It wuz teh hoomin, in teh kitchen, wif her bad cooking.
But was da hooman Colonel Mussturd oar Miss Scar-let?!
When teh cheezburgers come I'll be ready!
I slavd ovr a hot stoev tu maek yu a nootrishus brekfust and yu want cereul?
Stupid bird - messed with me for the last time
Turnz me over... Diz sidez dun
i r under ur stoves steelinz ur heetness
ok this side is done flip me over
Ah, Spwing at last! Teh sunshine warmz, flowers on teh shrubberies, gentul breeze, teh smell ob .... OMG BBQ!