confused

DAFUQ

lolwut is dat

I dunno if Iz supposa ta eatz theez or pee on dem.

Yoar doing it awl wrong.

What!?...... Fixed!!?? What's Broken!?

Say it aint sew!!

WHAT THE DUCK???

Ai am nawt sorree foar mai pottymouth.

I HAS A TORTILLA... WHAT I DO WIF IT

Well dere's lawts ob things to do wif dem! Liek... liek... well akshully ai doan't kno.

The new cat smells funny.

Smells like a mystery, to me.

What do they mean, "Not for sits"?

If it fits, ai will ALWAYS sits.

What am I wearing? What kind of question is that?!

...is dis a come awn?

BASEMENT CAT MINION FINDER OF SOULZ AND STEALER OF CANDEE, OR STEALER OF SOULZ FINDER OF CANDEE. MINION CONFUUSED!

Ai has a confuzzlold.

Devo? Who dat?

q: r we nawt hoominz? a: we iz kittehz!

Now that I caught it, what do I DO with it?

dat part alwayz confyoozes meh 2.

I have no idea what this says

u an ebery udder kitteh.

i wanted to be mario but teh pipe is no working

mebbe itz jus clogged wif kitteh hayrz?

Dude, if dat toot was yours, I need to up my meds.

an wai doez it smel liek mint!!?

Ok Human... Is this a hint?

u noez hao we feelz bowt bebbehs...

Okay, so where DID I stash the catnip?

itz alwayz a slippurree sloap...