computer

But there's a whole internet out there!

Its not that big of a deal. Here's some words to start with.

Okay maybe its harder than I thought.

Hoomor is relatib.

After a week's observation, Daryl came up with an ingenious plan to get attention AND extra scritchins...

Quick! To da innernet!

I iz so grateful I has Facebook Otherwise, I wud haz 2 phone 315 people 2 tell dem I just ate lunch

I doan't haff to tell u, tho. Cuz yoar rite there.

IS THIS THING ON?

Compooters awr complicated.

I knew sumfing was wrong when you said de goggie noes eberfing. I said Google, not goggie.
Ai still doan't trust dis 'google' fing.

virus detected

ALURT. ALURT. ALURT.

IM IN UR DATACENTER ACCESSING UR APIS

Yoo woan't mind if ai just wipe dis, rite?

we meets again... home-wrecker!

Ah, da wun mowse ai cud nebber truly catch...

Why you always log out? Doncha trust me?

Ai meen... its nawt liek I can't GUESS yur passwurd...

Yur kitteh has shut down fur updates.

Hao come AI awlways has to be da one to turn off??

I'm afrade I cant let you do that, Dave.

Open da pod bay door, HAL.

They named their cat "Windows" because he was constantly crashing.

Hab yoo considdured anudder OS?

Logon failure. System Crashed. Reboot with catnip and gushy food.

Hab u tried turning it on an off again??

iz compooterin'

Yoar IT teknishun is awn da caese!