complain

You're not our REAL dad!!

OH WAIT, LET ME GUESS, NOT IT ISN'T COLD ENOUGH FOR YOU.

Ai sed ai am not going to skool and ai meen it! Ai am too liddle and dere is too much summer left!

Why can't vacayshun nebber end?

We habs unacceptable sitchuashun heer! Da sun iz NAWT SHININ on me!

Da onlee thing as big as da sun is mebbee mai ego.

how many more sit ups?

Eight-minnut abs mai butt(!).

When I was a kitten we didn't have captions - we had to speak for ourselves. And we LIKED it!

Kids dese daeys, amirite?

Uh sir, i believe i ordered clam chowder not an empty bowl of nothing

Um, askoose? Gar-sonn?