comfort is relative

Bring your computer back! This hunk o' junk's an antique! Much like yourself!

Feeeeeels guuuuuuud, maaaaan.

Comfort is relative, you know.

You were right. This is a bored game.

Did ai win?

Oscar followed the directive to stay off the furniture.

Hoo duzn't liek a good sit?

i win

Sorree!

It's laundry day Let's lie down right here

Ah, yes. Da onlee paper ai will nebur shred.

THE SOFA IS NOT COMFY ENOUGH

Comfort is reluhtib.

no, that's YOUR idea of comfort

Doan't u judj mai choices.

9" x 6" x 3"? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

If it fits, I will always sits.

Are you sure you are doing it right? Yes! It's called "Upward Cat". It's way better than "Downward Dog"!

Hab ai menshunned dis is REELY uncomfortabull??

ASSASSIN UNLOCK WRIST KITTEH

Ai lub dat gaeme!!

my sleep number is... pretty flexible actually

Comfort is reluhtiv.

I used to be a gamer like you, but then I took a cat to the head

ai prefurz bord gaymz, anywayz.