Tofu says...
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hairball!
Bwave Asplorer Kittehs is climming teh Himalayas!
Brabery comes in awl shapes an sizes.
I climb alla way up here an therez nothing that I want.
Its a hard knock lief.
OH THAT'S JUST GREAT! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO HONE MY CLIMBING SKILLS WHEN YOU WON'T HIRE A PROFESSIONAL CONTRACTOR? MR CHEAPSKATE!
Uh, I think my claws only work one way.
Er . . . it's a church, right? Duzzent yoo wants me to go to church?
I will come down when the human child is finished with his violin practice.
Grabiteez? I don't need no grabiteez. I don't conform tu teh laws ob uniberse, uniberse mus conform tu mai whims.
hello, are these yours?
Ok, my booby trap is all set. I really don't want to catch a boobie, but it would be great if I could get that silly dog!