claw

Need we remember the horrors of this past Halloween?

TARGET ACQUIRED.

Now which eye shall I claw out first?

I was just presorting your delicates. Oh... now you need new delicates.

Did joo know your drawers are full ob under-drawers?

Phew! It's biggr on teh insied. Tuk AGES tu klaw mai wai bak up!

Is episood two ob da sebenth seeson owt yet?!

I dont like this game. OK LETS PLAY A NEW GAME CALLED CLAW YOU IN YOUR BUTT!

Ai will hab mai revenj.

Edward Scissorpaws

Ai am truly a gentl soul. Moast ob the tiem.

Hmm, to shred or not to shred the box? Let's see she vaccuumed yesterday and used the last vacuum cleaner bag. Yes, definitely shred.

Desishuns, desishuns...

Nekts time uz makez a list of tingz not to claw

Ai am hebbily armed an dangerus.

Did I tell you you were finished petting me?

Yoo play by mai rooles!