child

Everybody likes surprises! Right?

I already called Dibs!

But... wait... what about that one time...

Its a big wurld out dere. Yoo shure you're ready?

FIND IT OAR MY TANTRUM WILL BEE EEBEN LOWDER!!

U pwegnant? Wen u haz ur litter, u still lub me bestest rite?

Ai'm still nawt shure if ai'll like him oar nawt.

U told meh u child-proofed teh house... but it keeps getting back in.

We had a systum an yoo RUINED IT!

There, there Iz okay Mom's here now

Dat is one good mama.

I HATE bring your kid to work day

Uuuugh, da sooner dis day is over the sooner ai can send him back to the kiddie table.

Please, no more pictures. I just got him to come out of his shell. Muddah?

Juss cawl me da mom ob da year.

We're trying to make a gray moral intermediary for those who cannot think in absolutes, kay?

An such was da beginning of moral gray area cat...

This empty nest syndrome of yours is getting a little out of hand.

Mom juss wants to feel needed, dats awl.

Raise your hand if you hate your life

Sum kittehs awrn't gud wid kids.

Herbert took his baby sitting dutys seriously and literally

Ai want tu be centrul tu dis childs' debellupment.