U pwegnant? Wen u haz ur litter, u still lub me bestest rite?
Ai'm still nawt shure if ai'll like him oar nawt.
U told meh u child-proofed teh house... but it keeps getting back in.
We had a systum an yoo RUINED IT!
There, there Iz okay Mom's here now
Dat is one good mama.
I HATE bring your kid to work day
Uuuugh, da sooner dis day is over the sooner ai can send him back to the kiddie table.
Please, no more pictures. I just got him to come out of his shell. Muddah?
We're trying to make a gray moral intermediary for those who cannot think in absolutes, kay?
This empty nest syndrome of yours is getting a little out of hand.
Raise your hand if you hate your life
Herbert took his baby sitting dutys seriously and literally