DE-GINGERFICATION UNIT
Transformation to KickAss Cowboy: 4% Complete
Yu can bleech mai fur awl yu wants, ai iz still teh Basement Cat an yu will pay.
CHANGE IT BACK! CHANGE IT BACK!!!!
I c'n fix ur computer, but teh oil change will be extra.
Rite nao Iz nawt big enuff to destroy ur ankles Dat. Will. Change.
Can we just write the pizza guy a CHECK? I only found 75 cents in there... and someplace called "Narnia"...