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Mr. Tiddles could not stick his landing after the chair vaulting competion.

Oof, that will be a full one tenth deduction.

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Chauncey maintained one posture after the unfortunate rocking chair incident.

When ai am in a bettur mentul state ai will hab mai revenje.

Wouldn't it make way-more sense to just get out of the chair when I ask?

Kitteh has minimull moral charaktur.

Doin ma chin upz

Dis isn't wurking aowt fur me.

What? You were maybe planning to accommodate some dwarf?

in teh meen tiem, ai iz jus gunna keepz it warm.