cats are weird

Is there anything more cute than a cat on the prowl, when it's prey is you? Cats think they are the smoothest hunters, unseen when they hide in the most obvious of places, stealthy when they creep up behind you, and deadly when they 'catch' you and pretend to bite your ankles. The smaller the cat, the cuter it gets. Awww, you think you could actually hunt me? How adorable! If you think this is funny, wait till you see this collection of the cutest and funniest cats you'll ever see. You will melt. 

You know how when there's an ant on a piece of white paper and you draw lines around it, it can't (or won't) walk over the lines? Well I think this photo proves that cats are the same. Plus, the weirder the shape, the harder it is for them to move (I'm just making this up now but it sounds right, doesn't it?). I know about hexagons and octagons, but seven sided shapes? Sounds like sorcery to me. If you want to see more magical pictures of (non-magical but magical because they are so cute) cats, go no further. 

This is too true. This is most definitely a work of fiction because cats are NOT innocent angels, they ALWAYS get into mischief and they NEVER cooperate. I know it. Cats know it. You know it. That cat definitely knows it. But we still love them....why? Is it because they're so adorably cute? Is it because they make the funniest memes on the interweb? Or maybe they're controlling our minds. I guess we'll never know...

Cats are way smarter than we like to admit. I mean, the Egyptians (and just about all the other ancient cultures too) worshiped cats as gods, so that's gotta be hinting something, right? Honestly, sometimes I get the feeling that cats are plotting something. All of them. Together. And when I turn around to catch them, they all scatter away and look innocent. But this meme is a clue. If it's smart enough to recognize these bags, then it's gotta know more than that... Until we know for sure, continue to look at cat memes and cute cat pictures like normal. They're always watching. 

There's nothing better than cats in costumes. Really. All I want for Christmas is a cat with 365 costumes I can dress it in every day of the year. And this one is pretty darn cute. The pipe cleaner eye stalk?! And the little paper triangles framing his head?! Oh, too much. If you're about to overload with cuteness, might as well go the whole way with these cat memes. 

Oh boy, we have all been there. I mean, maybe not while our whole group of friends were licking their genitals at the same time (......) but at some point, I'm sure we've all looked around and thought "Why am I friends with these people?". We've all been the Carl of life. And what's a cat to do in that situation? I don't know how cats would deal with that, but if I were in that situation, I would pull out my phone and look at a whole bunch of adorable or funny cat memes. Better than hanging out with a bunch of weirdos licking their genitals. 

Cats are different to kittens. Cats are cold-hearted, despise their humans, and are vindictive for no reason at all. Kittens, on the other hand, are normal baby creatures: they are cute, playful, friendly, and will generally help out other creatures that need help. Poor baby human, he's being taken to the vet and he doesn't even know it. Good thing this courageous kitty has warned him of the impending dangers that await him. Thanks kitty. If you want to see some more kitties and cats being cute or funny, we don't blame you. 

That's right, there can only be one king and it definitely ain't human. The Egyptians were onto something, but they didn't take it the whole way. Don't make the same mistake as some of your ancestors and treat cats as inferior beings. Now go and study these sacred cat memes and don't come back till you can recite them by heart. 

It's a hard life being a kitty. There are so many things you have to do in the day, from glaring at birds through the window, to sleeping, to putting your hair on all the furniture, to sleeping, to plotting, to getting in the way of whatever your human wants to do. Sometimes a kitty just doesn't have enough energy to do everything. It makes sense that when the kitty is tired, the cat-servant should do these things instead. So here is your task hooman: look up funny cat memes and pictures of cute cats. Then rub my stomach. 

We all know that cats have massive egos, and need to be reassured multiple times throughout the day of how great they are. So yes, the shoes look good on you. But don't you think they're a teeny weeny bit big? Maybe you should ditch the shoes and try looking at some cat memes instead. Might be more your style.