Ooh! Teh store hazza sale on Grow-Yor-Own CatNip Kits. Nice try, but you can't read.
THERE'S ALWAYS ONE IN THE BUNCH THAT CAN'T HANDLE HIS NIP
Oi! You! Come closer...wanna buy some catnip?
Logon failure. System Crashed. Reboot with catnip and gushy food.
Tonight on The First 48 Detectives try to solve the murder of Fluffy, suspected of ODing on bad Nip.
The nip is for glaucoma Got it....
Okay, so where DID I stash the catnip?
I luvs makin Nip Angels