Gotta lubs dem dubble reeds.
Ai haff a few ideas on wut ai cud do wib dis sweatur...
Altho reely its Reel PEEPOL who rescue cats.
Seeriussly. Wut were u expecting.
Nobuddy will EBBER be gud enuff for u guise, huh?
YAAAY MEEEEE!
Yoo can probably find mee in da laundree hampur.
An doan't yoo dare send me to da kids tablol.
Hao did yoo know it was juss wat ai wanted??
Ah, ai do miss da Old Countree sumtiems.
Where's Arthur Dent wen yoo need him?
Ob coarse. You awr gorgeous or sumfing.
Wen ai see her change mai litterbox DEN ai'll be impressed with your new sea cow.
Back awff, buddee.
Phew! Ai thot it wud nebber arrive!
Kitty was asking for it when he went on to say that Irn Bru tasted like bubblegum and chip butties were gross.