Keep still and don't move, your camouflage is perfect. Now dive in a puddle of mud throw some sticks and leaves on yourself, and you're ready to be hidden. Check out these shady and well-hidden jokes and their meanings.
If I keep my eyes closed, maybe the dog won't see me
Must... keep... purrfecly still...
Camouflage Fail
Guerilla Gardening 101
Its all about mental i am a part of the tree... no, i am a tree... please don't see me...
Did u think me was a 'mallow?!
WHy yes... cough ... meow I am your third cousin from Dayton, Ohio...
nope, no cat here. please continue pooping.