Don't I get one phone call?
NO TOUCHING! NO TOUCHING!
Hey there, can I get a General Tso's, coconut shrimp, sweet and sour pork, and a doomsday device delivered? Ugh, seriously? You are all out of doomsday devices? Fine, make it a crab rangoon.
Hello, Turtle?... This is cat.
YU meen it costz munniez to call Maru in Japan?!
Step 1: Push Frank out the window Step 2: Dial 911 and explain what the dog just did.
IT´S OKAY, DONT CALL HIM ILL TAKE HIS FOOD
Y call a teknishun when ur LOLcat can fix it?