call

How do I phone?

Maybe if I sit on it really hard it will make the call go through...

Don't I get one phone call?

NO TOUCHING! NO TOUCHING!

Call me Ishmeow.

Annywun interested in an ENTIRE CHAPTER ON ROPES AN KNOTS??? Or maybee jusst moar adventures wib Queequeg?

Hey there, can I get a General Tso's, coconut shrimp, sweet and sour pork, and a doomsday device delivered? Ugh, seriously? You are all out of doomsday devices? Fine, make it a crab rangoon.

Ugh, people dese days. Ai hoep they delibber down here.

Hello, Turtle?... This is cat.

Hello cat, did you dial wrong number?

YU meen it costz munniez to call Maru in Japan?!

Oh. So dats wut bills awr.

THUNNERCATS! HOOOOO!

Check owt sum other classic LOLcats heer!

View the original here.

LOLcat by: dawntreader

Step 1: Push Frank out the window Step 2: Dial 911 and explain what the dog just did.

teh goggie iz a perfikt scaypgoat!

IT´S OKAY, DONT CALL HIM ILL TAKE HIS FOOD

itz nawt liek he needz it, anywayz.

Y call a teknishun when ur LOLcat can fix it?

aifinkso ai founded teh problum...