but

I c'n fix ur computer, but teh oil change will be extra.

u shur u noez wut ur doin, kitteh?

I fel in lovs wif tha burdie .... ...but den I eatid him.

an it didnt eben tayst liek cookiez.

Stranj liturboks, but ai'll gib it a trai . . .

sumtiemz straynj kan alsew b effectif.

Mai hooman may be a crazee cat laydee, but sheez mai crazee cat laydee.

nao if onlee ai cud findz her a crayzee cat man...

We be playing leap frog, but then we gots tierd.

aifinkso datz a pwetty commun kitteh problum!