I c'n fix ur computer, but teh oil change will be extra.
I fel in lovs wif tha burdie .... ...but den I eatid him.
Stranj liturboks, but ai'll gib it a trai . . .
Mai hooman may be a crazee cat laydee, but sheez mai crazee cat laydee.
We be playing leap frog, but then we gots tierd.