cannot brain today thinker iz not werking
Ai fink mai brains hab awl been suckered away.
I gotta tell my therapist about dis dreem.
I jus reely don't wanna play wif mousey rite nao. k? I hafta think bout stuff.
I has wun ob dose "finalz week" hed-aykz *Insert morphine drip here
I can kill you with my brain
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