basement cat

This sacrificial offering pleases me. I will spare your curtains another day.

AWL HAIL TEH GLORIYUS BASEMENT CAT

See dis pare ob soles? Dey belong to me.

Ai gotz sole, butt(!) ai'm nawt a solejur.

Basement cat gets lonely sumtimes

F IS FOR FRENDZ WHO DO STUFF TOGEEEDUURRRR...

Touch me like that again, buddy, and I'll teach you the meaning of "nevermore"

Cried da cat "Lern a noo line!!"

I'm sorry, this is the Basement Cat Executive bathroom, the souless victim bathroom is down the hall.

Its a towtally normal baffroom. Nuffing wrong wid it.

Hey there, can I get a General Tso's, coconut shrimp, sweet and sour pork, and a doomsday device delivered? Ugh, seriously? You are all out of doomsday devices? Fine, make it a crab rangoon.

Ugh, people dese days. Ai hoep they delibber down here.

Basement Cat haz lub ub 70's album art

Anneewun up foar some CCR?

This cannot be good.

Basement Cat is juss hear to help! Honest...

Basement Cat Dad iz disappoynt Son iz "artistic"

STOP JUDJING MAI ART, DAD.

i only eat the finest souls

Ai'm bad to the blue blood, good sir.

This is my epic face.

Dere is awlways a tiem foar epic face.

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Basement cat's embarrassing childhood years

Is okay, he still gru up to be scaree.

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U is da most bootifull snack I've EVER seed

Saeb teh big mammalian fishes!

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