An open toona cans. An dangle feather toys. An... ya know what? I'm jus gonna getz my own apartment!
George, Honey? Did you forget to close the basement door... again?
Yu can bleech mai fur awl yu wants, ai iz still teh Basement Cat an yu will pay.
Not quite bad enough for the basement, or good enough for the ceiling... Randall had to settle for Couch Cat.
But...but...I must be an Ebil Minion. It sez so on mai Bazemint Partee ID card.