George

'Snorgle' is such a vile term to use on my poor kitten.

I hugged him and squeezed him and George is asleep now

Maybee sumdae he can growed up to hug an squeeze sumwun else.

I will hug you, squeeze you, And shred you to tiny bits and pieces.

Ai'll feed yoo and make shure you has a warm and comfotable an then ai will slaughter yoo.

George, Honey? Did you forget to close the basement door... again?

Praise Basement Cat! PRAISE HIM SO HE'LL SPARE US.