Smells...interesting.

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hey I furgot da ketchups ? wait rite heer, k ?

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Chug! Chug! Chug!

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Having found his stocking full of coal, Jake lost all control and began a search of the neighborhood for other stockings with better stuffings.

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nooo im not looking for anything... nothing at all...

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Ha ha, very funny. Yes, I won't bite the glowy things on the tree again.

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GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF

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Hemmingway's Secret...

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can we sleeps wif u?

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Having 9 lives would be great If they weren't all mundane and devoid of meaning

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looks like i'll have to walk all the way to the kitchen. nobody seems willing to pick up a hitchhiker.

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n n

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French fries: the gateway nom

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alright, honey, we can go home - it seems that country cats are just as snarky as city cats

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It was "special hooman" adoption day when I got him.

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"So dad lives at Sea World?"

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