You are getting very sleepy, human. At the count of five, you will fall into a deep sleep.

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Where's the flapping coming from? You're not wearing clothes.

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Stanley had had enough. He was going to end the evil, wiggling car stick.

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Don't come out here with that. 'Zippity do dah' someplace else.

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Postmodernism The Red Dot as forbidden fruit elevated upon a pedestal

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Alright -- Who replaced the nip with oregano?!

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Nao kan yu get him an teh eluphunt owt of here?

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"This preoccupation with looking at other cats on the internet, human - NEEDS TO STOP"!

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it are a man-eating couch! halps!!

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"I lubs you dis much, hoomin"!

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Which tasted better, the noms or the hoomin

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Is Michael Jackson's kid still up here?

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ONLY THEN DID THE MOUSE REALIZED HE WAS IN THE WRONG NEIGHBOURHOOD

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I finished all the fud in the inside bowl. Why is the outside bowl empty, hoomin.

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Ur Petfinder serch set to "Goggie".

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If u wud put teh energy u waste tormentin' mei into constructive projects, things here would be a lot more copacetic

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