is that perfume ur wearing

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diabeetus why doth thou mock me

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...and no, I wasn't planning on getting out any time soon!

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No, I haven't heard of 'Yoda' ears... but I CAN introduce you to 'Cauliflower' ears!

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KKPS Campain Outrage: Thuggo continues to record mor votes for Klass Prezzidents from Skolars who respond to hims many controvershal handouts and indusements!

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gaack! grey snow!

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There´s a thin line between I should do a status update about that and I should talk to a therapist about that..

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According to the humans in this house, the dog is Good Boy and I'm Pretty Boy but I think they like the cat best because his name is longest. They call him No No Bad Boy.

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The warning should be "Be careful how you wish" not "Be careful what you wish."

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I Will Savor This Moment!

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Hi There

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Should I ?

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Food Delivery's Here!

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WHAT IS THIS CRAP, HOOMIN? I wants my noms COOKED!!

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You have to do something about the dog, human. I'm on my fifth life and he's only been here a week!

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Sanity is over-rated.

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