#trumpcarols

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but all I did was look!

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Holiday pick-up line

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She can be so sensitive about such details

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More or Les Nessman

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Hover Cat has deflated I don't know whether to call the vet or Roger Goodell

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Black ties and a black cat Classy!

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These Would Have Been Perfect If It Weren't For The Fact that I Got Stuck With The Bills Even After I Had Already Paid For Them!

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IM SRY, BUT IM GOIN 2 HAS 2 ASK U 2 LEEF

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She told me to say so.

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K MISTAH GO OUTSIDE IN DA SNOW WUTS UR PLAN ON GETTIN INSIDE?

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IM SO CRAZY TEH VOICEZ IN MAH HEAD HAS VOICEZ

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I call them, sky raisins.

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#trumpcarols

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Mom I don't think that was water

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Give me a minute... and..I'll show you how this works...

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