Kitty...kitty... kitty, Floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee...

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It Must Be Monday In Here, Too.

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When I was homeless, I used to sleep UNDER the stars... Now that I have a "Forever Home", I sleep on TOP of them, and I like this MUCH better.

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Auditions now over

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so far i'm not impressed you got anything else?

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After you've smacked a tiger in the face with a snowball, I have one word of advice for you: RUN!

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NO go owt der!! Stay WARM here wit' ME!!!!

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I CAN'T RESIST A GUY IN A TUXEDO

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It's getting tougher and tougher to stay awake until Final Jeopardy

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my prescription orange pumpkin

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Karma

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HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU, KID.

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Yu may consider Fall ah noun, we think of it as ah verb.

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I remember a time when kids went out trick or treating alone in dark costumes and received homemade candy apples as treats with no question of whether it contained razor blades or poison

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it's five o'clock somewhere but still four o'clock here

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is that perfume ur wearing

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