It's getting tougher and tougher to stay awake until Final Jeopardy

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my prescription orange pumpkin

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Karma

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HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU, KID.

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Yu may consider Fall ah noun, we think of it as ah verb.

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I remember a time when kids went out trick or treating alone in dark costumes and received homemade candy apples as treats with no question of whether it contained razor blades or poison

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it's five o'clock somewhere but still four o'clock here

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is that perfume ur wearing

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diabeetus why doth thou mock me

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...and no, I wasn't planning on getting out any time soon!

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No, I haven't heard of 'Yoda' ears... but I CAN introduce you to 'Cauliflower' ears!

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KKPS Campain Outrage: Thuggo continues to record mor votes for Klass Prezzidents from Skolars who respond to hims many controvershal handouts and indusements!

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gaack! grey snow!

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There´s a thin line between I should do a status update about that and I should talk to a therapist about that..

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According to the humans in this house, the dog is Good Boy and I'm Pretty Boy but I think they like the cat best because his name is longest. They call him No No Bad Boy.

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The warning should be "Be careful how you wish" not "Be careful what you wish."

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