Can you guess where I buried the garden gnomes?

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You didn't think I'd fall for that, did you?

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Why, yes! I HAVE been mistaken for George Clooney

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Why then?

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Put that garden hose away! I just finished marking my territory

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I was having this dream about being able to fly!!

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It's Not Made Of Marble, But It'll Do.

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You are getting very sleepy, human. At the count of five, you will fall into a deep sleep.

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Where's the flapping coming from? You're not wearing clothes.

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Stanley had had enough. He was going to end the evil, wiggling car stick.

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Don't come out here with that. 'Zippity do dah' someplace else.

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Postmodernism The Red Dot as forbidden fruit elevated upon a pedestal

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Alright -- Who replaced the nip with oregano?!

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Nao kan yu get him an teh eluphunt owt of here?

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"This preoccupation with looking at other cats on the internet, human - NEEDS TO STOP"!

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it are a man-eating couch! halps!!

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