Hold still !! I'm licking your eye boogers off !

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It is 'talk-like-a-pirate' day. Not act-like-a-pirate.

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And you didn't share???

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MY ANGEL SHRED TEH CENTERFOLD

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IF MOMMYS DOIN IT DEN IT MUST BE OK

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Yah, I'm deep that way.

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Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police!

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Open tha door hooman... I bringed you sumfing.

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The three stages of NOT waking up !

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NO NO HOOMAN ENJOY UR BACON ILL BE HER....STARBIN

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SOMEBODY LIGHT UP TEH BBQ

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Just a trip of the tongue...

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...And now I'm off to vacuum the lawn!

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Is that how it works?

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U ORDERED TEH PAPER VIEW

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That is so hard

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