He's adopted

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For me?

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We Believe You BOTH

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Misheard lyrics (with apologies to A Flock Of Seagulls)

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The Furry Night

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"The road is long With many a winding turns That leads us to who knows where Who knows where But I'm strong Strong enough to carry him He ain't heavy, he's my brother"

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Make me!

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“Summer afternoon—summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.” Henry James

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What you mean, some people don't have a basement? WHERE DO THEY KEEP ALL THEIR EVIL?!

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HER NAME IS RIO AND SHE DANCES ON THE SAND

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I didn't do it, and if I did it was the inevitable consequence of your reckless decision to adopt me.

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August 16th

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Can you knit ski masks next? We want to start a gang

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Not guilty unless caught in the act by a much more credible witness than you!

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A Full Week To Assemble This Thing, And This Is The Thanks I get.

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Are you sure, human?

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