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Excuse me, human! Sometimes I just want some privacy!

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Courtesy of Paul Simon

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Doggie slobbers The bane of my existence

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Yay! Ceiling Cat put my stripes together, just like you worked this puzzle, human!

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If you EVER call me a "brown-noser"... You will never see the fruits of my wrath coming. But you will feel them. In your shoe.

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Seems legit

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What? You weren't watching that, were you?

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Woohoo! That's even better than pizza delivery!

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Hmm, maybe I shouldn't have had that 3rd helping of Mouseberry souffle with Toona Creme Anglaise Sauce.

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Hooman i requirez yer assistance, dis tiny dinosaur bited me cuz i told him i didnt need insurance!

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LEAFS EVEN I COULDN'T SAVE THEM

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invisible highchair

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Tell you what - you fire up the grill and I'll catch us some squirrels, k?

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JOIN ME IN MY FIGHT AGAINST WOKE