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Breaking News - And if you buy now, ELITE will provide complementary ass-beatings for the first 50 people who cut you off in traffic!!!

(Grace Jones)

Why did the sloth cross the road? I don't know. Maybe he just wanted to hold up traffic for three or four hours.

"One more time, why are we doin' this?" "Hey, if the chicken can cross the road, so can we."

Indicator broken. I'm simply making a legal right-paw turn signal.

Just ignore this idiot... keep walking!

Mr. Squirrelface, School Crossing-Guard, just before "the accident." This time we need to hire someone a bit larger.

ASS BISON SHALL NOT BE MOVED

Evening No Rush Hour