traffic

ASS BISON SHALL NOT BE MOVED

Breaking News - And if you buy now, ELITE will provide complementary ass-beatings for the first 50 people who cut you off in traffic!!!

(Grace Jones)

Just ignore this idiot... keep walking!

Evening No Rush Hour

Indicator broken. I'm simply making a legal right-paw turn signal.

Mr. Squirrelface, School Crossing-Guard, just before "the accident." This time we need to hire someone a bit larger.

"One more time, why are we doin' this?" "Hey, if the chicken can cross the road, so can we."

Why did the sloth cross the road? I don't know. Maybe he just wanted to hold up traffic for three or four hours.