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(Grace Jones)

"One more time, why are we doin' this?" "Hey, if the chicken can cross the road, so can we."

Indicator broken. I'm simply making a legal right-paw turn signal.

Evening No Rush Hour

ASS BISON SHALL NOT BE MOVED

Why did the sloth cross the road? I don't know. Maybe he just wanted to hold up traffic for three or four hours.

Just ignore this idiot... keep walking!

Mr. Squirrelface, School Crossing-Guard, just before "the accident." This time we need to hire someone a bit larger.