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Breaking News - And if you buy now, ELITE will provide complementary ass-beatings for the first 50 people who cut you off in traffic!!!

(Grace Jones)

Mr. Squirrelface, School Crossing-Guard, just before "the accident." This time we need to hire someone a bit larger.

Indicator broken. I'm simply making a legal right-paw turn signal.

Evening No Rush Hour

Why did the sloth cross the road? I don't know. Maybe he just wanted to hold up traffic for three or four hours.

Just ignore this idiot... keep walking!

"One more time, why are we doin' this?" "Hey, if the chicken can cross the road, so can we."

ASS BISON SHALL NOT BE MOVED