Thank goodness he didn't see me grab his wallet as well
Dunt ya fink dis iz a bit excessive? After all, it wuz jus garbidge...
I swiped it off that fat kid right over there.
Are you sure this is how bears go fishing?
Few things can compare to the hilarity that is dogs inherent fear of cats. Though they might often dwarf them in size, the cats make up for it and then some in spunk and personality, and sheer apathetic indifference. It's the only thing that can explain how a dog would allow such a small thing to take over it's bed, and sit there as if it's their own.